Thanksgiving
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Go pluck yourself
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Turkey isn't the only thing getting stuffed
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Today I am thankful for {blank}
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Don't be a jerky, eat some turkey
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Super fucking grateful
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Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey
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The Native American's got screwed
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Lets get basted
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Feast mode
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Seasons eatings
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My fav part of Friendsgiving is no one asking if I'm single
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Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August
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Friendsgiving, like Thanksgiving.. but with your friends
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Pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives
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Thankful this year is almost over
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I'm trying to stop the Thanksgiving jokes, but I can’t just quit cold turkey
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I plucking love Thanksgiving
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Cue the food coma
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Hope you don't mind that my side dish is a bottle of wine
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Yeah, sure, abs are great. But have you ever had cookie cake?
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I’m excited about Thanksgiving cause I love unwelcome advice from relatives
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Pilgrims were undocumented immigrants
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The party don't stop till I've tried everything
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Eat, drink & be thankful
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May your turkey be moist
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Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?
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Let's Eat
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Let’s get the gourd times rolling
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Why'd the turkey join the band? He had the drumsticks.
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Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape to play Santa Claus
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I wish I was as thin as my patience
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May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs
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Thanksgiving – when the people who are most thankful didn’t have to cook
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Thankful to have a family who eats as much as I do
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Sorry, Native Americans..awkward
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Party like a pilgrim
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This is my Thanksgiving offering
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Happy turkey genocide day
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Planning to eat til I'm sick