Thanksgiving

• Go pluck yourself

• Turkey isn't the only thing getting stuffed

• Today I am thankful for {blank}

• Don't be a jerky, eat some turkey

• Super fucking grateful

• Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey

• The Native American's got screwed

• Lets get basted

• Feast mode

• Seasons eatings

• My fav part of Friendsgiving is no one asking if I'm single

• Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August

• Friendsgiving, like Thanksgiving.. but with your friends

• Pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives

• Thankful this year is almost over

• I'm trying to stop the Thanksgiving jokes, but I can’t just quit cold turkey

• I plucking love Thanksgiving

• Cue the food coma

• Hope you don't mind that my side dish is a bottle of wine

• Yeah, sure, abs are great. But have you ever had cookie cake?

• I’m excited about Thanksgiving cause I love unwelcome advice from relatives

• Pilgrims were undocumented immigrants

• The party don't stop till I've tried everything

• Eat, drink & be thankful

• May your turkey be moist

• Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?

• Let's Eat

• Let’s get the gourd times rolling

• Why'd the turkey join the band? He had the drumsticks.

• Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape to play Santa Claus

• I wish I was as thin as my patience

• May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs

• Thanksgiving – when the people who are most thankful didn’t have to cook

• Thankful to have a family who eats as much as I do

• Sorry, Native Americans..awkward

• Party like a pilgrim

• This is my Thanksgiving offering

• Happy turkey genocide day

• Planning to eat til I'm sick