Thanksgiving

  • Go pluck yourself

  • Turkey isn't the only thing getting stuffed

  • Today I am thankful for {blank}

  • Don't be a jerky, eat some turkey

  • Super fucking grateful

  • Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey

  • The Native American's got screwed

  • Lets get basted

  • Feast mode

  • Seasons eatings

  • My fav part of Friendsgiving is no one asking if I'm single

  • Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August

  • Friendsgiving, like Thanksgiving.. but with your friends

  • Pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives

  • Thankful this year is almost over

  • I'm trying to stop the Thanksgiving jokes, but I can’t just quit cold turkey

  • I plucking love Thanksgiving

  • Cue the food coma

  • Hope you don't mind that my side dish is a bottle of wine

  • Yeah, sure, abs are great. But have you ever had cookie cake?

  • I’m excited about Thanksgiving cause I love unwelcome advice from relatives

  • Pilgrims were undocumented immigrants

  • The party don't stop till I've tried everything

  • Eat, drink & be thankful

  • May your turkey be moist

  • Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?

  • Let's Eat

  • Let’s get the gourd times rolling

  • Why'd the turkey join the band? He had the drumsticks.

  • Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape to play Santa Claus

  • I wish I was as thin as my patience

  • May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs

  • Thanksgiving – when the people who are most thankful didn’t have to cook

  • Thankful to have a family who eats as much as I do

  • Sorry, Native Americans..awkward

  • Party like a pilgrim

  • This is my Thanksgiving offering

  • Happy turkey genocide day

  • Planning to eat til I'm sick