bIRTHDAY
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Glad you were the strongest sperm
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Celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world: naked & screaming
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You were shot out of your dads penis
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Who knew one tiny sperm could turn into such a douche
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Happy birthday, sugartits
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Shoutout to your mom and dad for making you
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A late birthday gift is better than a late period
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Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me, happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday, asshole
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Damn, you're old
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I'm here to mourn the loss of your youth - happy birthday
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Didn’t we just celebrate this like a year ago? Happy Birthday
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Congratulations on another spin around the sun
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May the best of your past be the worst of your future
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Tell me again how old you are?
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You’re still hot after all these years
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Don’t fret over another birthday. You were already old.
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Your body is piling up the years, but your mental age is not
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At least you're not as old as you will be next year
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I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, so you should feel lucky that I’m sending you this
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Holy shit, you're how old?
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Count your blessings, not your wrinkles
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Another year has gone by but you haven't gotten any wiser
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional
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Happy birthday to you & your massive penis
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Happy birthday to you & your massive tits
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Can I blow out your candles
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Glad you were the strongest sperm
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You should have been swallowed
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{#} years of being a Twat
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If you wished for anal, not happening
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Happy Birthday to my best bitch
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Thanks for coming out of your moms vagina
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Too old for Tik-Tok, but too young for Life Alert
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Grateful your parents had sex
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Your dad came in your mom
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Happy developmental milestone