• I love you, & that pussy is a bonus
• Eat, drink, and be married
• So neither of you will ever sleep with anyone else again?
• I love you, & that dick is a bonus
• Are you sure you want to do this?
• Finally.
• I knew you two were madly in love, but didn’t think that you were mad enough to marry
• Girlfriend < Fiance
• Bling bling. I got the ring!
• So, I guess you two are serious
• Two become one
• Can I try on your ring?
• Holy shit, you're getting married
• From hoe to housewife
• May you not accidentally get pregnant on the honeymoon
• Can’t wait to sob uncontrollably at your wedding
• It’s official - You’re stuck with one another
• Congrats on getting engaged for a reason other than unwanted pregnancy
• This is your yearly reminder that you're married
• You put up with my shit.. thanks for that
• You two were made for each other
• There better be an open bar, or I'm not coming
• Congratulations on your amazing new ring.. and your fiance
• Congrats on not dying alone
• Congratulations on “I Do'ing” each other
• Can't wait for the open bar
• This is happening
• From swiping right to saying I do
• You two are like socks: the perfect pair
• OH GOD! Running to the altar like a track star
• You're the only one I want to grow old with
• Never laugh at your partner’s choices; you are one of them now
• Congratulations on settling for someone
• I always knew you were a gold digger
• Congratulations! I’m 90% happy for you and 10% jealous
• Congrats on the same dick forever
• This bitch is getting hitched
• Congrats on the same pussy forever
• Congratulations on your first marriage
• Rude that you're getting married before me, but ok
• Never again laugh at your fiance’s choices, because you are one of them!
• & the two weirdos lived happily ever after
• Ok, but… I’m the best man {maid or honor}, right?
• Lets play house