ENGAGEMENT & MARRIAGE

  • I love you, & that pussy is a bonus

  • Eat, drink, and be married

  • I love you, & that dick is a bonus

  • Are you sure you want to do this?

  • Finally.

  • I knew you two were madly in love, but didn’t think that you were mad enough to marry

  • Girlfriend < Fiance

  • Bling bling. I got the ring!

  • So, I guess you two are serious

  • Two become one

  • Can I try on your ring?

  • Holy shit, you're getting married

  • From hoe to housewife

  • May you not accidentally get pregnant on the honeymoon

  • Can’t wait to sob uncontrollably at your wedding

  • It’s official - You’re stuck with one another

  • This is your yearly reminder that you're married

  • You put up with my shit.. thanks for that

  • You two were made for each other

  • Congrats on not dying alone

  • Congratulations on “I Doing” each other

  • Can't wait for the open bar

  • This is happening

  • From swiping right to saying I do

  • You two are like socks: the perfect pair

  • OH GOD! Running to the altar like a track star

  • You're the only one I want to grow old with

  • Never laugh at your partner’s choices; you are one of them now

  • Congratulations on settling for someone

  • I always knew you were a gold digger

  • Congratulations! I’m 90% happy for you and 10% jealous

  • Congrats on the same dick forever

  • This bitch is getting hitched

  • Congrats on the same pussy forever

  • Congratulations on your first marriage

  • Rude that you're getting married before me, but ok

  • & the two weirdos lived happily ever after

  • Lets play house