GET WELL SOON

• You're one tough cookie

• At least you don't have to wear a cone

• I wish I could take your pain & give it to someone we hate

• That's one way to get attention

• At least it's not herpes

• Sorry you feel like shit

• Some people will do anything to get out of work

• Wishing you hugs and effective drugs

• Get well soon so I can stop being so nice

• Germs find you irresistable

• I'm so glad you're sick and not me

• You're so much more than your diagnosis

• Get better so we can hang out again

• Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness

• Get better - being sick sucks

• Laughter is the best medicine! (Except for treating diarrhea)

• Do you feel as shitty as you look?

• Keep your germs to yourself

• Get well soon, I NEED YOU

• You sure you're not a hypochondriac?

• Your illness is robbing me of attention

• If I told you to “get well soon,” it wouldn't be soon enough

• Shit, that must've hurt

• Laughter is the best medicine.. or vodka - whatever

• Hope it's not an STD

• I hope this cookie makes you feel less crappy

• Get well soon, {name/nickname}

• Strong as a mother

• I'm sorry you feel shitty

• Hang in there

• Well, shit

• At least it's not herpes..

• Could be worse.. you could be ugly

• Can I sign your cast?

• Sorry you feel like shit

• Laughter is the best medicine, but I'd rather have {whatever you'd like}

• At least you're not dead

• Life is tough, but so are you

• Get well so we can make fun of you again & not feel bad

• I know you wanted time off work, but this was extreme

• Stop milkin' it

• Bounce back, bitch

• Feel better, faker

• Enjoy the attention while it lasts