GET WELL SOON
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You're one tough cookie
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At least you don't have to wear a cone
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I wish I could take your pain & give it to someone we hate
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That's one way to get attention
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At least it's not herpes
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Sorry you feel like shit
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Some people will do anything to get out of work
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Wishing you hugs and effective drugs
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Get well soon so I can stop being so nice
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Germs find you irresistable
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I'm so glad you're sick and not me
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You're so much more than your diagnosis
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Get better so we can hang out again
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Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness
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Get better - being sick sucks
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Laughter is the best medicine! (Except for treating diarrhea)
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Do you feel as shitty as you look?
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Keep your germs to yourself
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Get well soon, I NEED YOU
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You sure you're not a hypochondriac?
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Your illness is robbing me of attention
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If I told you to “get well soon,” it wouldn't be soon enough
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Shit, that must've hurt
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Laughter is the best medicine.. or vodka - whatever
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Hope it's not an STD
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I hope this cookie makes you feel less crappy
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Get well soon, {name/nickname}
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Strong as a mother
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I'm sorry you feel shitty
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Hang in there
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Well, shit
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At least it's not herpes..
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Could be worse.. you could be ugly
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Can I sign your cast?
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Sorry you feel like shit
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Laughter is the best medicine, but I'd rather have {whatever you'd like}
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At least you're not dead
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Life is tough, but so are you
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Get well so we can make fun of you again & not feel bad
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I know you wanted time off work, but this was extreme
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Stop milkin' it
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Bounce back, bitch
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Feel better, faker
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Enjoy the attention while it lasts