MOVING
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Congrats on your new home, hope your neighbors aren't cunts
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Change is good
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No we will not help you move
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Please pass on my sympathies to your new neighbors
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Good riddance, bitch
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Instead of cleaning my house, I'm just moving to another
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Closeness has nothing to do with distance
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Sorry, busy, can't help you pack
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Moving was a great idea until I started packing
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Out of state, but not out of mind
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We bet you wish you didn't have so much shit
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You know you'll miss me
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I may not be there with you, but I'll be there for you
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Moving is easy.. said no one ever
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Lookout {state moving to}, here he/she comes
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See ya later, alligator
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New state, who dis?
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No you cannot come visit us
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No you cannot come back and visit us
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Hate to see you go, love to watch you leave
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Moving sucks
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Where's the Fairy Godmother when you need help moving
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You're 1 stack of shit way from being on hoarders
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Don't ask us to help you pack