MOVING

• Congrats on your new home, hope your neighbors aren't cunts

• Change is good

• No we will not help you move

• Please pass on my sympathies to your new neighbors

• Good riddance, bitch

• Instead of cleaning my house, I'm just moving to another

• Closeness has nothing to do with distance

• Sorry, busy, can't help you pack

• Moving was a great idea until I started packing

• Out of state, but not out of mind

• We bet you wish you didn't have so much shit

• You know you'll miss me

• I may not be there with you, but I'll be there for you

• Moving is easy.. said no one ever

• Lookout {state moving to}, here he/she comes

• See ya later, alligator

• New state, who dis?

• No you cannot come visit us

• No you cannot come back and visit us

• Hate to see you go, love to watch you leave

• Moving sucks

• Where's the Fairy Godmother when you need help moving

• You're 1 stack of shit way from being on hoarders

• Don't ask us to help you pack