CHRISTMAS
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Merry fucking Christmas
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I want you for Christmas
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Deck the halls suck my balls
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Merry whatever the fuck doesn't offend you
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Merry Christmas. JK go fuck yourself!
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There's some HOs in this house
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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
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Why is Santa's sack so full? He only cums once a year.
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I’ve been naughty
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May your nuts remain uncracked this holiday season
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Bah humbug.. Just kidding – Merry Christmas!
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Be jolly by golly
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God bless us, every one! (Excluding assholes.)
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It’s the most wonderful time for a beer
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Sleigh, queen
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Have your elf a merry little Christmas
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Happy birthday, Jesus
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Santa Claus is cumming
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Jolliest bunch of assholes
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Santa does it for the ho's
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Jesus is the birthday boy
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You're hard to buy gifts for
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This is your gift
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Resting Grinch face
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Rebel without a Claus
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Jesus loves you, but we all think you're a dick
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'Tis the season to get shitfaced
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Santa doesn't need another ho
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When I think about you, I touch my elf
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Santa loves everyone, even assholes