CHRISTMAS

• Merry fucking Christmas

• I want you for Christmas

• Deck the halls suck my balls

• Merry whatever the fuck doesn't offend you

• Merry Christmas. JK go fuck yourself!

• There's some HOs in this house

• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

• Why is Santa's sack so full? He only cums once a year.

• I’ve been naughty

• May your nuts remain uncracked this holiday season

• Bah humbug.. Just kidding – Merry Christmas!

• Be jolly by golly

• God bless us, every one! (Excluding assholes.)

• It’s the most wonderful time for a beer

• Sleigh, queen

• Have your elf a merry little Christmas

• Happy birthday, Jesus

• Santa Claus is cumming

• Jolliest bunch of assholes

• Santa does it for the ho's

• Jesus is the birthday boy

• You're hard to buy gifts for

• This is your gift

• Resting Grinch face

• Rebel without a Claus

• Jesus loves you, but we all think you're a dick

• 'Tis the season to get shitfaced

• Santa doesn't need another ho

• When I think about you, I touch my elf

• Santa loves everyone, even assholes