• Merry fucking Christmas

  • I want you for Christmas

  • Deck the halls suck my balls

  • Merry whatever the fuck doesn't offend you

  • Merry Christmas. JK go fuck yourself!

  • There's some HOs in this house

  • The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

  • Why is Santa's sack so full? He only cums once a year.

  • I’ve been naughty

  • May your nuts remain uncracked this holiday season

  • Bah humbug.. Just kidding – Merry Christmas!

  • Be jolly by golly

  • God bless us, every one! (Excluding assholes.)

  • It’s the most wonderful time for a beer

  • Sleigh, queen

  • Have your elf a merry little Christmas

  • Happy birthday, Jesus

  • Santa Claus is cumming

  • Jolliest bunch of assholes

  • Santa does it for the ho's

  • Jesus is the birthday boy

  • You're hard to buy gifts for

  • This is your gift

  • Resting Grinch face

  • Rebel without a Claus

  • Jesus loves you, but we all think you're a dick

  • 'Tis the season to get shitfaced

  • Santa doesn't need another ho

  • When I think about you, I touch my elf

  • Santa loves everyone, even assholes


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