• Fuck this shit, I'm out (name of school)

  • Finally.

  • I always knew you would barely graduate, well done

  • Congrats, Einstein! We're so proud of you! (Now get a job)

  • You is kind, you is smart, you is graduated!

  • This is your graduation gift

  • My deepest condolences on the end of your college life

  • One degree equals two happy parents

  • Congrats on getting through the easiest part of life

  • No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks

  • Pics or it didn't happen!

  • ConGRADulations

  • Sorry for always calling you stupid

  • Educated AF

  • Worst senior prank #quarantine

  • #DONE 2020

  • I had my doubts

  • Straight out of {college / high school}

  • I graduated, can I get drunk now?

  • Kiss my class goodbye

  • It's about damn time

  • It's a miracle

  • Grad-ical.

  • Fat, drunk & stupid is noway to live

  • And the rest is history

  • I wont ask what you're doing post grad

  • Shit just got real

  • Now what?

  • You've been schooled.

  • Adulting #2020

  • Look at you graduating and shit

  • Congratulations mother fucker

  • You're a smart ass

  • Congrats, now don't fuck up

  • Shocked you pulled this off

  • World's okayest student


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