BABY ON BOARD
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The condom broke
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Clearly not on birth control
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Knocked up
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Congrats on the sex
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Guess it's too late for Plan B
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Great excuse to wear sweats for 9 months
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Didn't practice safe sex
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Even seen a watermelon fit through a donut hole? You will.
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There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents
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Oh, baby
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Congrats! I am grateful it's you and not me
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May your labor be as easy as you were
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Congratulations on growing a human
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Pumped for you, not your vagina
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Awesome people make awesome babies
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Congrats, fertile mertil!
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Big congrats on your tiny human
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You don't know what love is 'til you willingly smell a butt for poop
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Sorry you can't drink, but you can eat this cookie
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You're going to be a M{D}ILF
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If your baby is ugly, do you want me to tell you?
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Get the sleep while you can
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Heard you're pregnant, whore
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Excited to finally be skinnier than you
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Congrats on cumming inside of her
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Guess your man has strong sperm
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Promoted to mom
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Can't wait to meet your spawn
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Offically at an age where we have babies on purpose
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Congrats on transfering your genetic material
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Your vagina will never be the same
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So you're not a virgin?
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Ever see a watermelon fit through a donut hole? You will
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Pregnant, not fat
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You're eating for two, I'm drinking for two
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I'm so glad one of us recently had sex
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Congratulations on your temporarily huge boobs
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Holy shit you're having a baby
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I'm so pregnant
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Bun in the oven
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Congrats for entering a period of life when you will have no periods
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My womb is occupied
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Congrats on the baby! Sorry about your vagina
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Heard your pregnant
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I thought you were a virgin
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Good to know his penis works
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We were worried it was donuts
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Your jeans will fit again in 9 months