These cookie cakes were made to make people laugh. What better way to commemorate and remember the best of times and the worst of times than with a sweet treat that says exactly what is on your mind?


If you are planning on sending a cake with the intention of hurting or bullying someone, then we suggest that you get a life and eat your OWN damn cookie.

Please feel free to peruse our 'suggested messages' or come up with a custom message on your own!


Eat Me Cookies was started in 2020 by two adult sisters with a knack for baking and a twisted sense of humor, who were temporarily living at home with their parents during the Covid-19 Crisis.


Eat Me Cookies are homemade cookie cakes using fresh, top quality ingredients with no added preservatives resulting in a delicious product with an even better message.