Two women celebrating a birthday in pink and blue outfits, holding a pink heart-shaped cookie that says 'you're so attractive,' with balloons, a pink cake with cherries, and birthday decorations on the bed.

Custom Cookies & Cookie Cakes

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Pink circle with the word 'BETCHES' written in bold, black letters across the center.

Black background with the word 'bravo' in large white lowercase letters.

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Red and black radar or sonar illustration with concentric semi-circles and lines.

Eat Me Cookies are made with top quality ingredients.

Vegan & Gluten-Free Options Available

WHAT’S COOKIN’, GOOD LOOKIN’?

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Cookies.

With Sass.

A crude take on the cookie cake

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The goal of the business is simple: to bring humor and laughter into peoples lives. We hope to compliment the highs, lows, celebratory moments, milestones, and just because moments with a treat that says exactly what is on the senders mind.

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ABOUT
the SISTERS

Enter the whimsical world of Beth and Maddie Barnett, two sisters who decided that when life handed them lemons, they’d turn them into lemon-shaped cookies! These inseparable siblings are like a comedy duo in the kitchen, and their journey from best friends to business partners is a sweet tale that rivals the flavors of their delicious creations.

Maddie, the culinary conjurer of their duo, wields her spatula like a magic wand. She whips up batches of cookies so enchantingly delicious, they could charm even the grumpiest of taste buds. And then, there’s Beth, the piping Picasso. She turns Maddie’s baked masterpieces into edible works of art that could rival a Jackson Pollock painting.

These sisters turned business partners are having a blast in the kitchen, where, like Willy Wonkas wonderland, flour clouds and sprinkles are just part of the daily decor. So, when you indulge in one of their custom confections, think of it as more than just a cookie; it's like taking a delightful detour into their whimsical world!