so sorry...

• Sorry for being a shitty {boy/girl}friend

• Sorry I fucked up

• Oops.

• Sorry I called you an asshole, I thought you knew

• It's my fault you acted like a dickhead

• Can we rewind?

• Sorry my humor offended you

• The past called and told me to tell you to get the fuck over it

• Sorry you chose to make me mad

• Not sure what I'm apologizing for, but sorry

• Lets try this again

• I suck at apologies.. so unfuck you

• Probably not as sorry as you think I should be

• I'm sorry, did I just roll my eyes out loud

• Sorry I responded poorly when you were being an ass hole

• Is it too late now to say sorry?

• I suck. I’m sorry

• I was a prick

• Sorry for whatever I said or did

• My bad.

• Sorry I'm not. JK. I'm actually sorry.

• Sorry I was drunk

• Sorry not sorry

• I'm sorry for the mean, accurate, things I said

• Sorry. Actually, no I'm not.

• Sorry you're too easily offended

• Sorry I'm a shitty friend

• Sorry I care more about me than you

• Shit, I screwed up. Sorry

• Sorry I was a piece of shit

• I was hangry. Sorry.

• Sorry for being the worst

• You already knew I was an ass hole