so sorry...

  • Sorry for being a shitty {boy/girl}friend

  • Sorry I fucked up

  • Oops.

  • Sorry I called you an asshole, I thought you knew

  • It's my fault you acted like a dickhead

  • Can we rewind?

  • Sorry my humor offended you

  • The past called and told me to tell you to get the fuck over it

  • Sorry you chose to make me mad

  • Not sure what I'm apologizing for, but sorry

  • Lets try this again

  • I suck at apologies.. so unfuck you

  • Probably not as sorry as you think I should be

  • I'm sorry, did I just roll my eyes out loud

  • Sorry I responded poorly when you were being an ass hole

  • Is it too late now to say sorry?

  • I suck. I’m sorry

  • I was a prick

  • Sorry for whatever I said or did

  • My bad.

  • Sorry I'm not. JK. I'm actually sorry.

  • Sorry I was drunk

  • Sorry not sorry

  • I'm sorry for the mean, accurate, things I said

  • Sorry. Actually, no I'm not.

  • Sorry you're too easily offended

  • Sorry I'm a shitty friend

  • Sorry I care more about me than you

  • Shit, I screwed up. Sorry

  • Sorry I was a piece of shit

  • I was hangry. Sorry.

  • Sorry for being the worst

  • You already knew I was an ass hole