CORONA WOES

• It's hard to stay six feet from you

• Don't touch me

• As emotionally stable as an Ikea table

• 2020 is cool, said no one ever!

• Can't believe we yelled Happy New Year for this shit

• The only thing I've gained in 2020 is weight

• If you can read this, back the fuck up

• Coronacoaster: one day you're sane, the next you're not

• 2020 is the best year yet, said no one ever!

• I'd like to unsubscribe from this year

• I need to social distance from the kitchen - I tested positive for fat ass

• Wearing a mask is no excuse to stop brushing your teeth

• This year is being written by Stephen King

• Quarantini: drinking a martini alone in your house

• Lets party like its 2019

• What day is it?

• What a fucking year this has been

• What's scarier? Taking your temp or stepping on a scale?

• I finished Netflix today

• When this is over, invite me everywhere

• So you're not a natural blonde

• Corona.. she's a real bitch isn't she

• Alright Covid, wrap it up

• Cuomosexual

• It's too peopley in here

• COVID-19 is a massive cock block

• Living my best quarantine life

• Spread love, not germs

• Go wash your hands

• Home is where your ass should be

• Blow jobs cure corona

• Can we go back to 2019?

• Sorry the world's being a dick

• I thought I'd miss you more

• I was social distancing before it was a thing

• Wash your hands, you filthy animal

• Cover your mouth when you sneeze {cough}

• Stay the fuck away from me

• Stay the fuck home

• Don't cough on me

• Get a fucking haircut

• Fuck you COVID-19

• Back up, asshole

• Zoom 2020

• COVID-19 world tour

• I can't, I'm social distancing

• Birthday in quarantine 2020

• Staying in is the new going out

• Quarantine queen

• I'd kiss you if I could

• Social distancing with my {pet}

• Quarantine sucks without you