pUPPY LOVE

• I'd rather stay home with my {pet}

• Pet my pussy.. I mean my cat

• My cat is purrrfect

• All I care about is my {pet} and maybe three people

• People < {pet}

• {Pets name} is my best friend

• I love you, {pets name}

• Sorry, I can't, I have plans with my {pet}

• Happy Adoptiversary

• Who saved who?

• Dogs before dudes

• My {pet} thinks I'm cool

• Be the person your {pet} thinks you are

• My {pet} is cuter than your {pet}

• I'm only talking to my {pet} today

• My {pet} thinks I'm cool

• I'm just here to pet the dogs

• Tell your {pet} I say hi

• Promoted to {pet} mommy

• Promoted to {pet} daddy

• List of people I like: dogs.

• I woof you

• Ask me about my dog

• If you don't have a {pet} you don't understand

• I work hard to my {pet} can have a better life

• My dog ate my homework

• I'd introduce you to my {pet}

• This isn't working, my {pet} doesn't like you

• My best conversations are with my {pet}

• My {pet} and I have so much in common

• My {pet} is the best listener

• I don't care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives

• OCD: Obsessive Canine Disorder

• Hold on, let me ask my {pet}

• If my {pet} can't come, I'm out

• Adopt don't shop

• Trust me, I'm a dogtor

• Fur momma

• Fur dad

• Life is short, don't be without a {pet}

• {Pets} make the world a better place

• Never trust a person who doesn't love {pets}

• {Pets} make me happy

• Home is where your {pet} is

• Dog hair, don't care

• My {pet} likes me, who cares what anyone else thinks

• You can't buy love, but you can rescue it

• Oh for the love of dog

• Thank God my {pet} can't talk, they know too much

• If I can't bring my {pet}, I'm not going

• My {pet} will be in my wedding

• Life goal: never be without a {pet}