• I can’t believe it’s been a year since I haven’t become a better person

  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions

  • Here’s to not making resolutions. No one likes a sober, skinny bitch

  • Goal in 2021: accomplish the goals I set in 2020

  • Here’s to another year pretending that I like you people

  • No new year new me, I’ll still be the same a hole at 12 that I was at 11:59

  • Here’s to hoping this year will be less of a dumpster fire than last

  • The nightmares almost over

  • 2020 in the rear view

  • Cheers to 2021, because 2020 was a fucking shit show

  • No resolutions for me. I plan on staying the same foul mouthed person you know

  • My NY resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes

  • This year, I hope everyone gets what they deserve

  • Have fun breaking your New Years resolutions

  • Here's to another year pretending that I like you people

  • I don't have a resolution.. you don't need one when you're perfect

  • First rule of 2021: no one talks about 2020

  • Goal for new year: be more awesome than last year

  • Cheers to a new year

  • Youth is when you're allowed to stay up on NYE, middle age is when you’re forced to.

  • There's magic in a new beginning

  • New year, new feels

  • Goodbye 2020, hello 2021

  • This is my New Years party offering

  • I can't wait to go out on NYE.. JK, I'll be on my couch

  • Thank you for making my 2020 somewhat decent

  • I spent hours deciding what outfit to throw up on on NYE

  • Looking forward to the New Year for a start on old habits

  • My NY resolution is usually the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds

  • NYE, where auld acquaintance be forgot, unless, those tests come back positive

  • A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

  • He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool

  • It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets


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