Mother's day
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Thanks for having sex with dad
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Thanks for birthing me
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Mom, remember when you would still do that
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My mom is better than your mom
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Mom of the year
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Kris Jenner has nothing on you! Happy Mother's Day!
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You're the luckiest mom ever. I'd love to have me as a kid!
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The art of lecturing, learned from mom
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You remind me of {your mom's favorite female actress/musician/etc}
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You are the Beyoncé of moms
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Like mother like daughter
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Mom, remember when you {filled in the blank}
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No one can out mom you
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Keep calm, ask mom
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Sorry about your other kids, at least you have me
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Without me, this day wouldn't mean much
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Mom, you're one of my favorite parents
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Sorry I ruined your body with my huge head
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There's no one else I'd rather complain to
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You are right about everything
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Queen of domesticity
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Honored to look just like you
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Mom, where's the meatloaf (subset text: happy mother's day)
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Good job, Mom, I'm awesome
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Sorry I kicked you in the womb
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Mom, you are the shit
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Thanks 4 loving me, even though I ruined your vag
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I turned out amazing, you're welcome
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You're not a regular mom, you're a cool mom
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Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child