Just Because

Morally questionable
DAT ASS THO
Congrats on not getting a venereal disease
As emotionally stable as an Ikea table
Don't trip over my amazingness.. it's everywhere
In fuck, marry, vote off the island - I'd {blank} you
You’re the shit
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I'll eat this cookie
Hello, this is karma calling
And by sweet tooth, I mean sweet teeth
I have a black belt in sarcasm
Just because I make it look easy doesn't mean it is
I'm taking a break from the tiring job of being fabulous
I'm exhaustipated: too tired to give a crap
I call it 'keeping it real'
Some songs bring out my inner stripper
I almost let what you said upset me
I'd be a better person if I was always drunk
I can't believe I work this hard to be this poor
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure
If you're happy & you know it, it's your meds!
Ringmaster of the shit show
I'm not crying, you're crying
Big. Dick. Energy.
Get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm emotionally constipated, I haven't given a shit in days
Big dick energy is the only big dick you have
Ruin my life
You have big dick energy, but a small penis
If you're going to be salty, bring tequila.
100% that bitch
You’re my favorite fucking person
It's a beautiful day to get fucked up
You're doing amazing, sweetie
I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking
Knowing you makes me cool
I'm never drinking again
Stay Badass
I've got 99 problems, but you ain't one
We love you more than you love {whatever they love}
Weird flex, but okay
You're the tits
You're so hot
I didn't tell you? Must not be your business
If being sarcastic burned cals, I'd {you'd) be thin
You my homeslice
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done
I've been nagged to deaf
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Be cool, don't be all uncool
The sun is high, & so am I
Hey girl, you got this
This shit is bananas
I have a condition called selective hearing, which filters out BS
You slay all day
Fucker.

just because

Morally questionable

DAT ASS THO

Congrats on not getting a venereal disease

As emotionally stable as an Ikea table

Don't trip over my amazingness.. it's everywhere

In fuck, marry, vote off the island - I'd {blank} you

You’re the shit

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I'll eat this cookie

Hello, this is karma calling

And by sweet tooth, I mean sweet teeth

I have a black belt in sarcasm

Just because I make it look easy doesn't mean it is

I'm taking a break from the tiring job of being fabulous

I'm exhaustipated: too tired to give a crap

I call it 'keeping it real'

Some songs bring out my inner stripper

I almost let what you said upset me

I'd be a better person if I was always drunk

I can't believe I work this hard to be this poor

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure

If you're happy & you know it, it's your meds!

Ringmaster of the shit show

I'm not crying, you're crying

Big. Dick. Energy.

Get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy

I'm emotionally constipated, I haven't given a shit in days

Big dick energy is the only big dick you have

Ruin my life

You have big dick energy, but a small penis

If you're going to be salty, bring tequila.

100% that bitch

You’re my favorite fucking person

It's a beautiful day to get fucked up

You're doing amazing, sweetie

I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking

Knowing you makes me cool

I'm never drinking again

Stay Badass

I've got 99 problems, but you ain't one

We love you more than you love {whatever they love}

Weird flex, but okay

You're the tits

You're so hot

I didn't tell you? Must not be your business

If being sarcastic burned cals, I'd {you'd) be thin

You my homeslice

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done

I've been nagged to deaf

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

Be cool, don't be all uncool

The sun is high, & so am I

Hey girl, you got this

This shit is bananas

I have a condition called selective hearing, which filters out BS

You slay all day

Fucker.