just because

• Morally questionable

• DAT ASS THO

• Congrats on not getting a venereal disease

• As emotionally stable as an Ikea table

• In fuck, marry, vote off the island - I'd {blank} you

• You’re the shit

• I call it 'keeping it real'

• I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure

• If you're happy & you know it, it's your meds!

• Ringmaster of the shit show

• I'm not crying, you're crying

• Big. Dick. Energy.

• Get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy

• I'm emotionally constipated, I haven't given a shit in days

• Big dick energy is the only big dick you have

• You have big dick energy, but a small penis

• If you're going to be salty, bring tequila.

• 100% that bitch

• You’re my favorite fucking person

• It's a beautiful day to get fucked up

• You're doing amazing, sweetie

• I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking

• Knowing you makes me cool

• I'm never drinking again

• Stay Badass

• I've got 99 problems, but you ain't one

• We love you more than you love {whatever they love}

• Weird flex, but okay

• You're the tits

• You're so hot

• You my homeslice

• Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

• Be cool, don't be all uncool

• Make America Exotic Again

• The sun is high, & so am I

• Hey girl, you got this

• This shit is bananas

• You slay all day

• Fucker.