just because
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Morally questionable
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DAT ASS THO
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Congrats on not getting a venereal disease
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As emotionally stable as an Ikea table
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In fuck, marry, vote off the island - I'd {blank} you
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You’re the shit
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I call it 'keeping it real'
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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure
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If you're happy & you know it, it's your meds!
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Ringmaster of the shit show
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I'm not crying, you're crying
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Big. Dick. Energy.
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Get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
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I'm emotionally constipated, I haven't given a shit in days
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Big dick energy is the only big dick you have
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You have big dick energy, but a small penis
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If you're going to be salty, bring tequila.
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100% that bitch
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You’re my favorite fucking person
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It's a beautiful day to get fucked up
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You're doing amazing, sweetie
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I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking
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Knowing you makes me cool
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I'm never drinking again
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Stay Badass
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I've got 99 problems, but you ain't one
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We love you more than you love {whatever they love}
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Weird flex, but okay
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You're the tits
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You're so hot
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You my homeslice
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Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
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Be cool, don't be all uncool
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Make America Exotic Again
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The sun is high, & so am I
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Hey girl, you got this
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This shit is bananas
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You slay all day
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Fucker.