4th of July

  • Just here to bang! Happy 4th!

  • Time to get star spangled hammered

  • Spilling the tea since 1773

  • Is that a firecracker in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

  • Happy fuckin' 4th

  • U-S-slAy

  • That's so four score and seven years ago

  • Free AF

  • Red, white and booze

  • Treason is the reason for the season

  • Parade, sparklers and popsicles

  • Lets get lit

  • Happy treason day, colonial peasants

  • Fireworks and beer, that's why I'm here

  • Too cool for British rule

  • Party like it's Americas birthday

  • May your fireworks cause less personal injury than your alcohol consumption

  • Land of the free, home of the brave

  • This 4th of July, the fireworks display will be in my pants - you're invited

  • Fireworks give me boners

  • American, fuck yeah

  • Beer bong, suck my dong

  • Drinkin' like Lincoln

  • Happy birthday, America

  • Happy red, white, and blue balls

  • Red, white and brew

  • Happy 4th to whoever invites me to their party

  • Ain't no party like a Boston Tea Party

  • Let's party like its 1776!

  • May the 4th be with you

  • Nothing compliments fireworks quite like a blow job

  • I love my country.. aside from most of the people in it

  • Party so hard on the 4th, that we ruin the 5th

  • Fireworks aren't the only things getting lit this 4th