HANUKKAH

• Hanukkah Sameach

• Chag Sameach

• Happy Hanukkah. JK go fuck yourself!

• Let the light of the menorah brighten your Hanukkah spirit

• Happy fucking Hanukkah

• Chanukkah, oh Chanukkah, come light the menorah

• Mazel tov, bitches!

• Come on baby, light my menorah

• My secret to a stress free Christmas: I'm Jewish

• Oy! To the world

• Drop it like a top

• Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of HAYY

• This is how we Jew it

• Totes Kosher

• Judah man, bro

• Challah at your boy

• We get 8 nights, Christian's only get 1

• Deck the halls with matzo balls

• 8 crazy nights

• Matzo ballin'

• Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing rhymes with Hanukkah

• Happy fucking Hanukkah

• Put on your yarmulke, its time for Hanukkah

• Happy challahdays

• I hope your Hanukkah is not dreiDULL

• Oy vey, its the holiday

• I hope your Hanukkah's lit

• You are MENORAHable