• Hanukkah Sameach

  • Chag Sameach

  • Happy Hanukkah. JK go fuck yourself!

  • Let the light of the menorah brighten your Hanukkah spirit

  • Happy fucking Hanukkah

  • Chanukkah, oh Chanukkah, come light the menorah

  • Mazel tov, bitches!

  • Come on baby, light my menorah

  • My secret to a stress free Christmas: I'm Jewish

  • Oy! To the world

  • Drop it like a top

  • Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of HAYY

  • This is how we Jew it

  • Totes Kosher

  • Judah man, bro

  • Challah at your boy

  • We get 8 nights, Christian's only get 1

  • Deck the halls with matzo balls

  • 8 crazy nights

  • Matzo ballin'

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing rhymes with Hanukkah

  • Happy fucking Hanukkah

  • Put on your yarmulke, its time for Hanukkah

  • Happy challahdays

  • I hope your Hanukkah is not dreiDULL

  • Oy vey, its the holiday

  • I hope your Hanukkah's lit

  • You are MENORAHable




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