• Final fling before the ring

  • Besties before testes

  • I’m not a regular bride, I’m a cool bride

  • You're getting married, I’m getting drunk

  • Same {genitalia} forever

  • We put the party in the bridal party

  • From hoe to housewife

  • When the cats away, the mice will play

  • Ready to PAAAAAARTY

  • Ex-masturbater

  • Bachelorette party mode on

  • Pussy whipped

  • A drink in one hand, a ring on the other

  • Last night on the town, before the gown

  • Bridin' dirty

  • Look at you being all traditional

  • Once a slut, now a Mrs.

  • Buy Me a Shot, I'm tying the knot

  • He's an alright guy

  • What happens in {location} stays in {location}

  • Once upon a time.. you & him

  • She's an alright girl

  • Does (s)he know how many peoples you've slept with

  • Don't cheat on your fiance this weekend

  • Ain't no party like a bachelor(ette) party

  • Kiss the miss goodbye

  • From frog to prince

  • Let's drink from penis straws

  • Cheers to leaving the bachelor years

  • Bach & boujee

  • The 'I do' crew

  • It can't be all sunshine & hookers


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