• Congrats on tolerating each other for BLANK years {months}

  • Happy anniversary to my favorite parents 

  • Happy anniversary from the reason you stayed married

  • You put up with each other for another year.. well done

  • I'm so glad you settled for me

  • I'm so happy you're my wife {husband, boyfriend, girlfriend}

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, happy anniversary, from me to you 

  • You two weirdos are perfect for each other

  • It's cool we've been together for however long we have

  • Me talking, you pretending to listen has gone well so far

  • Happy anniversary to the best parents I ever had 

  • An anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and tolerance 

  • Nothing says happy anniversary like a giant cookie

  • Thank you for selecting me to annoy you forever

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, all my naughty thoughts involve you

  • Of all the weirdos on the internet, you were my fav

  • Thanks for having sex on our first date

  • Happy anniersary.. don't worry, you'll get the V later

  • Happy anniversary from the reason you stayed married

  • You're the chocolate chips to my cookie

  • You make me and my vagina {penis} so happy

  • Yay! We haven't killed each other! Happy anniversary!

  • Thanks for finding my flaws cute

  • Happy anniversary! I still can't stand your farts.

  • Only forever to go, happy anniversary!

  • Jokes on them! Who knew we would last this long?

  • My desire to be with you is slightly stronger than my desire to be single

  • I met you, I liked you, I love you, you're mine

  • I love fucking you.. I mean, I fucking love you

  • You're my favorite husband

  • You're my favorite wife

  • Your life would suck without me

  • I couldn't have tolerated me for this long

  • Thanks for annoying me less than most

  • Your penis + my vagina = together forever

  • Your penis + my penis = together forever

  • Your vagina + my vagina = together forever

  • Happy Anniversary! No one could put up with your annoying ass and my awesomeness

  • I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you

  • Can we please have sex tonight?

  • Thanks for hitting it and not quitting it

  • Another 365 with my favorite human

  • My husband's wife is fucking awesome

  • My wife's husband is fucking awesome

  • Thanks for not killing me and making it look like an accident

  • I fall in love with you more everyday, except yesterday - you were annoying

  • Today we celebrate the best decision you two ever made


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